A Conversation for The Feline and Fiddle
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Started conversation Oct 23, 1999
*enters pushing a familiar-looking huge machine* Where d'you want the SPB-Matic 2000, Mr A@@e?
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SPB-Matic 2000 Posted Oct 23, 1999
*pops head out of box*
I wish you'd let me talk for myself, EV. You and your modern, consumer durable reliant lot, don't you think I have feelings too? When you talk about 'The SPB-Matic', it isn't some machine serving. It's muggins, here. A brain the size of a planet just to serve beer.
*sulks*
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Zed Posted Oct 23, 1999
*follows EV in curiously* whats an SPB?
Hey wow this is a really great place. Do you serve addlestones cider? If so, can I live here?
H&K
Z
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Zed Posted Oct 23, 1999
Pour us a pint then!
*unrolls sleeping bag in corner*
Cheers all!
H&K
Z
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Menza Posted Oct 23, 1999
Hang on I'm being mollested by a munchkin. One pint of addelstones wasn't it. I'll be with you in a sec. 
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dasilva Posted Oct 23, 1999
We drank and smashed our glasses in the fire...
...I had to borrow a spare pair to find mt way home 
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Menza Posted Oct 23, 1999
Watch what you do with the glasses, hang on what am I talking about. Feel free to explore, I havn't looked all the way out the back but apparently the place is rather large.
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Cakewalker Posted Oct 23, 1999
We got a sign outside, yet? I've got one - how do I get it to you (e-mail? ICQ? I could stick it on my user page for you to copy off. Resize it as appropriate)
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dasilva Posted Oct 23, 1999
I've done some Firkin artwork in the past meself (all those lovely Fencing Club T-Shirts ) - if you want anything, just ask
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dasilva Posted Oct 23, 1999
Depends whether you're using PC or Mac - the nearest TrueType font on the PC is called "Algerian" and can be found in a lot of packages, as it was quite trendy in the early-mid 90's...I have it somewhere...
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Menza Posted Oct 24, 1999
I've got a mail address on my home page. And any picks would be appriciated but its a little difficult to use the fonts cos that only works if everyones has the same one. I can tell it to use Algerian but if you don't have it you won't see it.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 24, 1999
*comes round* Where am I? What happened?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 24, 1999
Oh, thank god for that. Quick, get me an SPB...... oh no, now I remember... *passes out again*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 24, 1999
*weakly* The machine.... came... to life. *thump*
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- 1: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 23, 1999)
- 2: SPB-Matic 2000 (Oct 23, 1999)
- 3: Zed (Oct 23, 1999)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 23, 1999)
- 5: Menza (Oct 23, 1999)
- 6: Zed (Oct 23, 1999)
- 7: Menza (Oct 23, 1999)
- 8: dasilva (Oct 23, 1999)
- 9: Menza (Oct 23, 1999)
- 10: Cakewalker (Oct 23, 1999)
- 11: dasilva (Oct 23, 1999)
- 12: Cakewalker (Oct 23, 1999)
- 13: dasilva (Oct 23, 1999)
- 14: Cakewalker (Oct 24, 1999)
- 15: Menza (Oct 24, 1999)
- 16: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 24, 1999)
- 17: Menza (Oct 24, 1999)
- 18: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 24, 1999)
- 19: Menza (Oct 24, 1999)
- 20: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 24, 1999)
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