h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And the same for Mr daSilva here. *downs the pint in one* There you go, nothing to.... *falls over*

Barkeep, a pick-me-up for Master Vibenstein if you please...

This'll do it, Pour some of this Dan T's sauce into his mouth.

And 10 pints of caffreys, good choice by the by.

*from the floor* That penguin's run off with Mrs Potato's hat again. *passes out*

Just add a double Southern Comfort in each, and you'll be well away (believe me, I've done it )

*hic*

...and 3 bottlesh of wallowshrimpfang *collapses on floor, losing*

Menzzzzzzzzrse, have you got that bucket handy?

Right Dan T's all round then. Just have to put on the protective clothing.

*Grabs Bio-suit from the corner*

Who's first?

*goes to talk to god on the great white telephone*

Thats what I got the bucket for. Never mind, there is a mop behind the door.

Sorry, I'm using the bucket. *sticks bucket on head and goes to sleep*

Please don't talk about buckets, the last one I encountered had an awful punch concoction containing the best part of a couple of bottles of wine and a bottle of Pernod.

Fine pub this is, the cliontelle(sp?) have either dozed off or passed out.

I'm still awake, just being reminded of a rather unpleasant incident a couple of weeks ago.

I'll have half a pint of lemonade, please, just to get all this alcohol out of my system.

I blame the free drink - you may have to rethink that offer!

Well if you make your self ill its your own liver that'll pay.

Here's the lemonade.

Ta,

I think it was the Bailley's mixed with Guinness, bitter, lager, and cherryade (all together in one glass) that put me off drinking. But I am now a full member of the university hockey club.

If I were you I'd have that lemonade analysed before you drink it... you can't be too careful in here!

But the rugby club are always the best drinkers.

True

I wouldn't want to go through their initiation though. It involved ladies underwear(this was the blokes), toilet paper fuse, a lighted match and downing a pint of beer. From the condition of the people I know in the team, we got off lightly. Our initiation took one night, I think their's went on for about a week.