h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nah ... I've done years of research though

Nothing ever happens to me when I sleep.

You should be thankful then .... it's one of those sort of things when less is more.

When I read what can happen, I am thankful.

Yes, I'm thinking perhaps I should take a sedative - then I'd stay still while I sleep.

I don't think that's granted - but you'd wake up the next morning and wonder where you got your bruises from.

Hmm, it's not me hitting bedside cabinets that cause me grief. It's a big weighing some 12lb leaping from the windowsill and landing in unmentionable places.

Think of the fun then when trying to fit stories around the unusual bruises.

Sleping is an art form.

I once fell asleep stood up in the queue at the butchers.

Its unusual to experience tactile sensations in dreams, even unusual to have auditory manifestations. Usually, they're almost entirely visual and emotional.

Missed you up there ST .... I have a cat too ... and once had a journal entry about too many in the bed.

McKay - you would go well with my other half - he could sleep on a clothes line - I've never tried that but he has been known to fall asleep in the middle of a sentence .... when he's talking.

Oh I hear loads of things in my sleep and have been known to act out and sleep walk .... sometimes even go downstairs and open the front door.

Isn't it funny I don't have accidents when sleepwalking?