h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*flicks Bic*

*Douses notes with petrol and sets light to them*

"My eyebrows!"

wait for me!

*s out*

*s back with a large stack of folders*

this is going to be memorable!

*chucks a few folders on the fire and watches the paper burn.*

Aaaaaaaahh! what a feeling!

*picks up half empty petrol can and stuffs smoldering papers in the top before lobbing it out of the window*



Aah! the sound of mayhem comes as music to my ears.

*hic*.. yeah!!.. Let's paaarrrtttaayyy!! *hic*

*downs a and dances around like a loony*

yeah! yeah! yeah!

* dances fiercly while juggling five s*

but can you juggle onions, with a knife and chop them in mid air?

...if the shines from the right angle...

Bless my cotton socks cosmic Llama your light years ahead. I failed all mine except English. The geography teacher wrote "failed. Does well to find his way home".
Well Done.

*giggles*