h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*mandatory stare* :*

Why is when I talk to you or Lisa I have a few Invaders who turn up in the threads.

"Invaders...fighting!
Invader...marauding!"

*municipal roadsweeper trundles past,
leaving kerb of thread nice and clean*

Ah. This is 'Lundra who I suspect is going to be invading a lot of my forums now he has returned, yeah 'Lundra? Um, well I don't think he is in any particular mood for talking right now.

*crouches down next to 'Lundra. Wearing a thick pair of gauntlets she carefully removes the glove and places it in a thick metal box*

Did you know there is a boy in 3rd year at our school called Mike Prat? No joke! That is so sweet. (Sweet is my new word for wicked, cool etc. Don't misunderstand me, please. )

Cheerzen Lil!

Where has Alundra returned from?

Is that thing true? Or are you just having me on?

You f****r.
(f****r is my new word for cool people)

He left h2g2 some time ago. I dunno why. But now he's back.

No I am not having you on.

And that is going to be very confusing.

You can't actually 'leave' h2g2 though.

What will be confusing?

This is about the real me (DF) and, well, my avatar, Alundra.
I myself have blonde hair, blue-green eyes and a friendly face. I am not handesome or ugly, and my only real... trait is my lack of fasion sense. I'm 5'4". I play magic, watch animé, read Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams and Manga, use a Playstation and my PC, (Duh) and secretly have a bit of a thing about denim. (The Cow, If you say a word...) I am 13 and a good friend of The Cow as he and I go to the same school. I was born in Germany, English mother Scottish (Och aye!)father, and Alundra (Me) is about 145. He is an elf, red haired, and comes from the tribe of Elna. He is the main star in a Playstation game, Alundra, and is also called "Releaser." He gets on well with Rudy, Jack and Cecilia from Wild ARMS. Anyway, I'll be filing reports on individual magic cards, GURPS, Manga, Animé, Playstation games, and my life. It's a very entertaining read. I admit to being lazy, a bit of a lecher (Dunno why) and a bit annoying. My main character flaw is I'm not funny. I have a bit of a Japanese sense of humour, and have a bit of a thing to Japanese women. Not manga, though. I may not SEEM sane, but I am. My favorite drink is doctor pepper, and one of my favourite cards is Eater of the Dead (Mmm... Dead...) and my least favorite is wood "Cream of the Crap" elemental (Haaaaa Cha Cha Cha!). I swear more often than I would like. I am pacifistic, and get on better with girls than with males. I go to http://animetheme.vill.edu/animetheme.html and my own adress is [email protected] Mail me! I am friendly and courteous to all, and prefer personality to physical beauty. A pretty face helps, but I do not care if the girl is comparable to Michal Cain or Brittany Spears. (Mmm... Spearmint...)
I have a huge collection of quotes, from "Oh my God" (Friends) through "Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" (The italian job to "I will flay the skin from your flesh and the flesh from your bones and scrape your bones dry." (Hatred- magic card; Rare, Exodus. Instant. BlBl3: Lose X life: target creature gets +X/+0. Imagine that- Red mox, Swamp, 3 x Dark ritual, Hatred, Dauthi Slayer, Mark of fury- First turn win!)
I can type reasonably fast, and can do 60 Wpm when concentrating, or as many as 240wpm (If they're all "I".) I have a philosophy which will be amongst my Enteries- LIFE IS HELL.
On that happy note, I'll leave you. (To girls it's .)


(As homepage)

I'm confused.
I returned after an accident with my C: and a sledgehammwer, car, cow, and various other things. My full name's Alundra, 'Lundra for short, and asshole for very short. Come see my homepage! Mail me at [email protected]! Don't hurt me

Jinx, how do you have it on with someone?
Can I have it on?
What are we on about?
Help...
HELP!
(I am going to set the world record for burning on the floor in as many forums as possible, soon. Watch me burn!)

Ok, dude, I'll mail you. Might find me argueing with you, I sort of skimmed through that stuff (I'm online right now so I'll read it properly offline).
On the other hand we could/should be friends

This is all dissolving my brain. I heard about the denim thing (), I heard about Alundra's Playstation game. OK, I'll mail ya and WHAT IS THIS THING ABOUT HAVING IT OFF???

Denim & Leather

Mmmmmmmmmm

I wandered into one of his forums once in a denim skirt...

Have I seen it? Cos it feels kinda familier...

So I see you've stopped being a prat? (she said, rapidly changing the subject)

Tsk tsk. You no understand?! Post Researcher AT!!!
I am now an ACE, like your good self. I am so happy. I have greeted three newbies already
If you want to be a good ACE then say hello to my friend Ed Hunter please:
http://www.h2g2.com/U115649

Helloooo? My pills are in there and ther are wolves after me!?
Awooooooooooooo.....

I got the joke. You obviously didn't understand mine. Tch. Typical.

Turns out that this thread's dying is my own fault *^_^*

What was the joke?

I got another real life friend who's registered with the h2g2 mob. If you want, go visit him @ http://www.h2g2.com/U118134 but don't expect him to get back to you for a while.