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Post 101

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

Entschuldige.
Es ist doch wahr, was der Knabe gesagt hat.
Er ist je ein sehr hoopy Frood.


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Post 102

Mike A (snowblind)

I'll bang my head against this wall then eh?


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Post 103

Jo (Dead)

Neah.. Go climb a tree, you semi-evolved simian.. smiley - winkeye


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Post 104

Mike A (snowblind)

Uhh...uuuhhh

"Don't you give me any orders, for people like me there is no order!"


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Post 105

Jo (Dead)

Yeah? Well I'm not a beaten enemy. Nor am I a victim. smiley - winkeye
(Just you wait until The Plan unfolds... smiley - winkeye


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Post 106

Mike A (snowblind)

Your Plan with Urchin?
Oh, I'm ready for that. I can outsmart both of you! Bwa-ha-ha!


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Post 107

Researcher 110796

No mike A I think not. (Anyone like my Bad guy impersionations, I would name a bond bad guy but I've forgot).


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Post 108

Mike A (snowblind)

Oddjob?

Hey, what do you get when you cross Blofeld (?) and Oddjob?


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Post 109

Jo (Dead)

Take your sick jokes outta here. smiley - winkeye


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Post 110

Mike A (snowblind)

What's a definition of blood brothers?
What's the difference Clint Eastwood and anal sex?


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Post 111

Jo (Dead)

I've heard the Clint E one and I don't want to hear the other one. smiley - winkeye


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Post 112

Mike A (snowblind)

Two abortions in a bucket.

I have some (two) jokes that I think are well neat (cos I made them up) that are not appropraite for h2g2. Heck, I'd been some people would freak if they heard them (I've known people to, how sad).


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Post 113

Researcher 110796

How come I never hear any of these really cool jokes?????


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Post 114

Mike A (snowblind)

Well, probably because I think of telling you them, but because I've told them so many times I think they're a bit used and you'd have already heard them.
I'm surprised you haven't heard these...


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Post 115

Jo (Dead)

*slaps forhead* smiley - winkeye


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Post 116

Mike A (snowblind)

So, who wanys to hear my (allegedly) sick ones?


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Post 117

Jo (Dead)

... (smiley - winkeye)


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Post 118

Mike A (snowblind)

Ah, you do!
Ok here goes.

What computer game do black dudes play?
Pac-man!

What do you call a black filom star?
Arnold Schwarzenigger

When is the only time you wink at a black dude/ french person/ american/ cripple/ jew etc etc?
What you're about to shoot him!!!

ROFL!


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Post 119

Jo (Dead)

*mute stare* smiley - winkeye


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Post 120

DEATH

Magic? I KNOW MAGIC!
BURNING PALMS!
AARGH! BLOODY GLOVES!


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