h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Glad to hear that has been cleared up then Was it the blue chalk ,or the white BTW??
shazz

Blue ad I recall. I could be wrong tho. I was durnk at the time

Unfortunately he's absolutely right. I've tried cancelling the assassination order, but they just burbled about code of honour, and once the blade is drawn etc. Sorry Baron... no hard feelings eh...

Yes it was blue you git . I still look like a smurf. Just watch your back that I don't send the assasains after you when they've finished dicing the Baron...

And yes I am evil HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...

Oh dear!! There seems to have been an outbreak of *evilness* in here!
Da Baron must have corrupted more then his files LOL
shazz

Tey're all rotten to the core Shazz.

This election is getting a little dangerous. I think I will hide in this handily placed tank till it gets a little safer.

COWARDS...ALL OF YA!!!!...COME ON I'LL BITE YER KNEES

Oh dear!! They say that power corrupts!! But none of you has any power........YET!!
shazz

Power corrupts, Absoult power .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..................................................Is even more fun!

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shazz

Well, I think that I'll follow Shazz's advice and run for PRESIDENT of the US of A! I'll legalize POT! Make all MONDAYS into Federally-sanctioned HOLIDAYS! Make HANGOVER a LEGAL excuse to miss work- and provide WORKMAN'S COMP for it! By George (Washington? or IV? hmmm... must look into that phrase...) I'll whip this country into shape, if I have to paddle every cute intern's bottom in the process!

DA BARON
FOR PRESIDENT
IN 2000


Oh, yeah, and I'll extend my goldfish plan to the superceede the US dollar!

da Baron
Still a goldfish for every pocket!

Way to Go Baron......what a good idea.I will certainly look forwards to following your campaign trail
shazz

Why stop at America Baron...try and take over the world...

One step at a time Shorty He has his sights set on the universe eventually!
shazz

If there's any paddling one, I'm all in!! Need a Machiavellian running mate?

*clears throat and repeats*

If there's any paddling to be done, I'm all in!! Need a Machiavellian running mate?

Sure, Merkin- you can be the Vice-president (eventually Vice-Emperor)... *Imperial March plays in background* My fellow Milky-Wayians, if I am elected President of the US- you can be assured that I'll stem the tide of Mexican Immigration! I'll annex Mexico! That way, they won't HAVE to cross the border anymore! I'll also annex Canada (except for Quebec- it's being walled-off and filled with water, so all the Frogs there will have a place to plant their lilly-pads)! Yes, soon we will CONTROL THE UNIVERSE! And I will waste NO TIME in declaring MARTIAL LAW, and making myself EMPEROR of the UNITED STATES OF THE MILKY WAY!

da Baron
A spliff for every goldfish!

This damn thread is getting as long as the 42 thread!

Bugger politics!
Can you get elected Media Baron (no pun intended )