h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hear that Baron fellow's been going about BRIBING people with goldfish! Even to the point of bribing the election committee, (that's a funny-looking word) and actually trying to buy VOTES with goldfish!

He's a cad and a bounder, if ever there was one!

i hear baron even has been known to wear wide lapels on a regular basis......why if that is not bad enough he even has been seen in seedy little hangouts with low life types that don't believe in Santa Claus!!!!
monsy

Hmmmmm!! I think that this deserves a mention!Wide Lapels eh!...that could blow your chances Baron!You don't own a pair of flares as well do you?!
shazz

does he own a pair!!??!! h*ll he has a closet full of the darn things!!!! and let's not even mention the platform shoes
monsy

OMG!!Have you got a pic of THAT then? What a scoop that would make!
shazz

wish i did but alas the evidence was destroyed , but hey!!! we can also fabricate one!!!
monsy

Hmmmmm! I'm not sure that we should.I am supposed to be completely impartial in all this!
shazz

Here now! I must OFFICIALLY DENY all these rumors of wide lapels, flares, and platform-shoes! Haven't worn 'em since 1982, at the latest! Girl-Scout's honor!

This is all the basest of rumor-mongering!

(see if you get any goldfish, Monsy!)...



Ooops! there's one now!

I have more evidence of this heinous behaviour.

1 October, 1999; 12:13 AM. And I quote: "Count Fenny Fish as goldfish (which means you can make your own money!)... Anything else I can use to bribe ya?"
I was so apalled I nearly gasped.

Thanx for that Fenny...it will be duly posted as evidence
shazz

Well, that's the pot calling the kettle "black"! It's a known fact that Ms. Mercury has tootled that self-same scheme from HER platform itself! And it is by no means to be taken that I was implying that anyone should be COUNTERFEITING Fenny-fish- that was an offer to Ms. Fenchurch, before she stood for mayor, to the posistion of treasurer of the city- in which capacity she would have been duly licensed by the state to propigate currency....

Next thing you know, she'll be stealing my chili idea, too!


da Baron
"A goldfish in every pot!"

i sense a bit of tenseness in the air up there
here, have one of my baskets before this gets too nasty
btw.....i have a bit of information on madmunk, well not actually on him but on his dragon which he is 100% responsible for,.....seems the dragon was seen lurking about a seedy little diner the other night and managed to get himself into a little brawl with a lamp post ..... can you say "swigging down a bit too much brew"??
monsy

You were offering me the position of TREASURER?! So, "is there anything else I can bribe ya with" the new official swearing-in process? And I DID NOT steal the chili idea! If you must, I was offering YOU the position of cook.

Tsk tsk tsk... MadMunk was such a clean-cut, reliable character.... shame his dragon's a nasty drunk. Imagine what that thing'd do to London after a few pints...

and to make it even worse MM is actually trying to cover for him!!
monsy

I have visions of *King Kong in London*! This is not a good thing.....we don't want the whole of London wrecked by a Dragon!Maybe MM should try to exercise a little control of his pet!
shazz

Well, MM still wouldn't be as much of a problem as Marv the Grate: the picture says it all

well, myself, i am still pondering the affects of having icarus in office...i mean he may be well dressed but he is still an APE!!! come on folks think about this for a moment!!! do we really need an ape in office??? isn't there enough monkeying around in government already??
monsy

Well you know monsy the life of a polition is not highly paid...If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys

Well you know monsy the life of a polition is not highly paid...If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys

LOL...we heard you the first time shorty
shazz