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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Started conversation Nov 17, 2003
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I'm not really here Posted Nov 17, 2003
Did you like it? 
I haven't heard all the gory details yet...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 18, 2003
Yes dear. 
Gory details. Beer, lots of. Sexual innuendo, lots of, sleep very little of. I thjink that sums it up.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 18, 2003
Sexual innuendo at a hootoo meet?
Who'd have thought of that, eh? star turn has to be old Anna Rak here and her trick Dr Who question...
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 18, 2003
Although apparently the sadly unwitnessed-by-anybody-except-Pete face-first-on-the-living-room-floor at 6 am on Sunday was quite spectacular...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
I claim exessive alcohol combined with poor co-ordination at the best of times as my defence.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
Yeah, that works...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
Does that mean I get off the charge?
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
Conditional Discharge, I think.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
Err well, in that case I'll try not to reoffend, for at least a week, anyway.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
A likely story...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
That smiley's going to haunt me now...
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
Mmm, I hadn't thought of that . Though it has to be said that Pete did say you weren't laughing, or even smiling at the time of said incident. In fact, he said you were *very* rude to him. Which of course I find impossible to believe...;-0
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
I imagine the words 'f**k', 'off' and 'you b*****d' came into it.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
Strangely accurate, though you have left off the 'I never want to see you again'.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
OOps. Oh well, we had a shag in the morning, so all's well in the world.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
Possibly a little more information than we needed to know sweetie (one of the weekends catchphrases, actually). Even Pete phrased it more decourously than that...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
Really? I've never heard him phrase *anything* decorously.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
He described it as a 'cuddle'. And I have to assume that by that stage he was past worrying about whether he was offending *me*, so I have to assume it was merely decourous. 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
Well gosh, the man has manners. Shame he saw fit to find them in front of *you* rather than someone like my mother.
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