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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
Tch. Men, eh? (I'm not sure that counts as manners, really. After all, Pete had spent most of the day before having 'More information than we needed' shouted at him by all and sundry.)
I notice our hostess has seemingly disappeared without trace. Should we send out a search party?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
She's probably sulking. She did last time we took over her journal 
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
I think she's been very busy with other things. After all, there's sort of gory details here so she can't say it's not on topic...which would, admittedly be a first for us.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
Oh, I dunno. Most of our conversations *have* no topic, so by talking random stuff we're staying in the spirit of the conversation...
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
Has madam ever considered a career at the criminal bar?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
Oh God no. I'd have to wear a *suit*
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
Hmm, yes, I can see how that might be a problem.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
I am capable of wearing them. Just not on a regular basis. I'd probably get a rash.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
Why is there no or smiley on this site?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
Because only filthy perverts like us would need them, and surprisingly large tracts of the site are pervert-free.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
You think? Maybe you're right. How come I've heard about these pervert free spaces and never seen them?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
Because all the non-perverts run away as soon as they see you.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
But surely thats not true? 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
*nods slowly* Why do you think you meet so many perverts? It's because that's all that's left after everyone else has fled.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
But I never meant to be a pervert. Or scary. Or nothing else either...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
There there dear,*I* don't think you're scary.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
That is oddly comforting, but I really don't know why...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
Pete doesn't think you're scary either. So that's two people.
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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like Posted Nov 19, 2003
Hmm, can I just say that you aren't realy helping, you know. 'Two of the more scary people you know don't think you're scary.'
Bit like telling Pol Pot that Hitler thought he was ok, really...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Nov 19, 2003
Hey, we're not scary. I don't think Odo thinks you're scary either, does that help?
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