h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's a crocodile that went to see a "shrink" (psychiatrist) and shrunk him to far

(PS: I can't help itthe shrink couldn't help me!)

Doctor Lizardo, ready to use an oscillation overthruster to penetrate the 8th dimension and fight the red lectroids. Only Buckaroo banzai can save the day

We call that a 'Hagedis' (Ha-ge-dis). The etymology of this word is rather unclear. I prefer the 'walking snake' theory based on partial Latin origins, but ancient Germanic might be the logical origin.

This one still has the tail end attached.

"'Hagedis' (Ha-ge-dis)"

is that a local dialect for the Scottish haggis ?

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Haggis
Savoury pudding containing lamb and oats of Scottish origin

As far as I know, Haggis doesn't run off leaving the tail, unless it is way past its sell-by date.

Haggis have 1 @ 2-ins leg and 1 @ 4ins leg They can only run round a mountain in one directionor they'll fall over

Just like the mountain cows, sheep and goats.

We have a folk song about that. In the end, one cow goes the wrong way, rolls down the mountain to become the leader of a major political party.

"WE'VE" got lots of cows in Parliament then

I knew there was a lot of bull in there

Judging form what I have seen on the telly, I thought UK Parliament mainly consisted of sensory organs. Either the eyes have it, or the nose.

Ask any member of parliament his or hers nameand the answer you'll get is :- Oh Hard questions first eh!

They wouldn't want to provide you with anything that could be used as evidence.