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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Started conversation Aug 9, 2020
What it dude! These feathers can strike faster and harder than a Mantis Shrimp OK!
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Willem Posted Aug 10, 2020
Heh heh! Thanks Prof, I'm happy you know about a mantis shrimp!
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 10, 2020
I'm little, but I wish I was as tough as one, they sure pack a punch
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 13, 2020
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_Terrier
old Yorkshire humour
Out of all dog breedsYorkshire has to have one that looks like a drowned rat when wet
BUT! It can kill any dog whatsoeverIT gets stuck in their throat and suffocates them 
actually! bred for ratting 
alas
over the years bred for being bloody wimps
NO disrespect to Yorkshire Terriers careful! you might tread on one
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 16, 2020
I spent hours and a fortune at the beauty salon. I hope this helps me attract a mate!
I had my feet dyed purple. I had my wattles curled (big expense!).
But somehow no one seems to be noticing me.
I hope the others of my kind haven't gone extinct! I'd hate to spend that kind of money for nothing.
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- 1: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Aug 9, 2020)
- 2: Willem (Aug 10, 2020)
- 3: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Aug 10, 2020)
- 4: Willem (Aug 13, 2020)
- 5: Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. (Aug 13, 2020)
- 6: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Aug 16, 2020)
- 7: Willem (Aug 16, 2020)
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