h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The cat said 'Thinking you should get more space because you're bigger is sizeist and I disapprove of sizeism."

Good, but they're both dogs.

Oh dear! I'm sure the little would be most offended by being mistaken for a .

"Good, but they're both dogs." {Dmitri]

I'm batting zero here. At first glance, I thought Grady was a horse, and was unsure what the smaller (unnamed) animal was.

I used to know a very small woman who had a very large Golden retriever named Butch. Butch was easily able to have the woman ride on him.

Is Butch a Golden retriever?

The best caption I can think of for the picture is "Freaky Friday," even if it wasn't taken on a Friday.

I told the Hoggetts about sizeism. They liked that one.

Don't be hard on him, life always floors that dog

Caption:

"How long do I have to play Gulliver in the land of the Lilliputians?"

"Until I've finished my nap."

All wrong... Grady is just being overprotective, putting himself between the evil electricity socket and his small companion.

That's the first puppy out - that damn Chihuahua and Rohypnol!

Since both re dogs, it's odd that the subject line should have the word "cat" in it.

Of course, there might be a rule around here that I'm not aware of, namely that cats must be inserted as often as possible, not necessarily in places that make sense.

(It would have been nice if the smaller animal *had* been a cat, as it would have added a potential story element. I love to look at a scene and try to imagine what happened just before it,and what was likely to happen just after it...)

Vogon poets are not known for their eyesight

or their insight

Insight? Oh woe, I feel a poem coming on but my dibges are overstretched by one too many throngly bits and the tide of fangly monsters, is coming ever closer...

"Nonsense," said the royal hamster, clanging a giant, bronze-coated mushroom.

"Would you like that steamed or run over by a car?" the Komoda Dragon insisted.

"Yes, with flies."

There were two in the bed and the little one said, 'Roll over, roll over'

Little doggie says, 'I want to sleep on the blue cushion so that people can see where I am - you can sleep in my bed, though!'

I feel the pain of that great big dog, who may be self-conscious about his size.

But I would just as soon let these sleeping dogs lie where they are.