h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*you enter a large and lavishly green garden surrounded by tall hedges and filled with beds of exotic flowers. there is a pathway among these beds which circles around the large fish pond which is half covered with lily pads. there are a few tall trees dotted here and there among the flower beds and a few benches have been placed next to sections of the path. There is a large oak tree in the center of the garden with a thick canape of leaves, and there is a round bench which goes all the way around the bottom of the tree's trunk.*

This is the garden of the H2G2 League of Super Powers Headquarters. enjoy!

*walks in*

beautiful

it is isn't it?

won't you join me by the fish pond?

*wanders over to the bench beside the pond*

sure

*wanders over to bench and sits down*

*stands in front of bench with hands in pockets and a nostalgic look on his face*

this reminds me of when we used to feed the ducks at my local pond. *sigh*

*sits down*

so how have you been recently?

oh the same as I always am, pretty good

how about you?

not bad, but yesterday there was an incident in lil ol' me's journal that really upset a lot of people. i think it's burnt out a bit now but there were some personal attacks on researchers who have now left. 'tis all a bit too messed up, thankfully it's over.

anyway, that's all over now.

*gazes into the pond in a pre-occupied manour*

oh that doesnt sound good

well at least its over

right?

yeah but there are still some people who are annoyed about it.

*a flock of ducks lands on the pond*

Duck!!

hey, do you want to feed them? i have some bread here.

*tears off a piece and hands it to pinkwrath*

sure

*takes bread and throwsit to the ducks*

tyhis reminds me of when i used to feed the ducks and geese when I was little

the ducks weere ok but the geese sometimes attacked

we have ponds near my house that had ducks and swans on. those swans were weirdly psychotic and one of them nearly gave my granny a heart attack. thankfully they are all dead now.

*watches some ducks waddle over the lawn towards the flower beds.*

Ive always liked going to ponds and stuff and just watching the birds

i did that only today IRL. there were lots of dragon flies about that didn't like each other because they kept chasing each other off their territory.

Lucky. IRL right now, I'm working at my summer job.

awwww. i was doing that this morning, hard labour followed by laminating and binding. i am working at a school.

luckily i dont havve any hard labor. I am just stuck at a desk all day several miles away from civilazation. I work at my daddys work.

so do i, my dad's the headmaster of the school i work at which means all the people there know me and half of them i have no clue about. still it's good money and i can sit around not doing anything for ages if i want.

what does your daddy do?

my daddy manages a feedlot.

sorry i don't know what that is.

Whoops

Its a place where cattle are fed for human consumption