h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I once met a man in a pub who said, 'I can make a pun out of any word you care to mention'.

'OK', I said, looking through the window, 'What about ... "Pekingese"?'

'Why pick an easy one?' He replied.


So this is the Puns game. I post a word. The next player makes a pun out of it (as above), and posts another word. And so on...


So your first word is:

HYGIENE

Not sure if I understand how to do it, but here goes:


Hi Genie, how did you get into that bottle ?


And is CARWASH is suitable next word ? Tell me if that's all cr*p

Mum to her young son late on Halloween night,'I hope this scar washes off for school in the morning!'

best I could do
What about,
DICTATE

no way I'll post what just sprand to mind

(Why does it always sink to this level)

Give me ten football fixtures and I'll try to predict eight.

SYLLABLE

Not Alexander Graham Greene, silly, Bell is the name !


Forward

Jack Niklaus selected a 4 wood.

PEDIGREE

As I sped he greedily stuffed his pockets with the stolen money...not me of course!

TRIAL

Try all, pay later


funeral

There is no fun, he realised, in attending many wakes.
CRATER

I'm going to St. Mary Cray to see my Mate.

RADIO

The military police decided to raid Yeovilton.

BANDAGE

After 40 years in the Band, Age has not been kind to Keith Richards.


COVER

James Bond was invovled in covert missions.

TALENT

Experimental enterprise failed.



REMAIN

I must find King Solomon's Mines Tremain exclaimed

feather

For a fee, the rent can be transferred.

TRANSFER

kicked out server too busy, sorry.
TRANSER


My friend Grant ran service department


CRYSTALS

It is well-known that a warcry stalls the enemy.

TULIP