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Post 21

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

In the African tribe called the Wantu lips are stretched


TAILOR


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Post 22

aka Bel - A87832164

Don't catch the dog by his tail or he'll bite you


orchid


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Post 23

chorlton

in Manchester everything gets blamed on our kid (smiley - erm is that right?)

eggshell


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Post 24

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

smiley - laugh
It'll do

With the new artifical leggs he'll run for miles.

magnetic



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Post 25

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

He studied the questionnaire in the mag 'n' ticked all the appropriate boxes.


AEROSOL

smiley - musicalnote


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Post 26

Marmite

Would like some hair removing cream please "aerosol" no its for my armpits

Button


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Post 27

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

smiley - groan

She rested her large butt on the pillow.


EYEPIECE


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Post 28

MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship.

Popeye P*ss*d himself when faced by Olive Oyl.

FRIDGE

smiley - musicalnote


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Post 29

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

smiley - groansmiley - groansmiley - groan


That's what you geting for ski-ing off ridge edges


prairie


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Post 30

aka Bel - A87832164

Pray, relieve me from bad puns smiley - rofl



MOTHER


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Post 31

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

won't protect you from others

Negligence


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Post 32

chorlton

Pop on this negligee and someones interested smiley - winkeye

Ballet


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Post 33

Icy North

The black mamba laid an egg.

TENEMENT


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Post 34

chorlton

Which commandments? Oh was it those ten he meant?

bacon


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Post 35

Artisan

Do church going cooks bacon a Sunday?

Sardine


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Post 36

aka Bel - A87832164

Life's 'ard, I never should 'ave married



tempo


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Post 37

Artisan

The brave Indian asked the squaw if she would like to have a look at his totem pole
smiley - space
DIRECT


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Post 38

Icy North

That Jedi wrecked my spaceship.

ANTIDOTE


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Post 39

Artisan

My aunty doted on my uncle

PASTOR


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Post 40

aka Bel - A87832164

Has the train passed or is it late again ?


digibox


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