h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

TGIF*





*Toes Go In First

I have trubble enough with my foot gloves, let alone the shoes... are you sure current shoes come in a left and right? hmm.... maybe these boots arn't uncomfortable afterall

The bit that juts out at the bottom of the boot is meant to point forwards, you know that right?

Oh... ahh... sort of... wow heck... that feels a whole lot more comfortable

My running socks do actually come in separate left and right, due to the extra padding in particular areas.

running? running socks?
*thinks*
OH... running... yeh... think I remember that* ...

Yeah, sure you remember it. It's what you do when you see a policeman.

Another all time classic hootoo conversation. . I am glad these conversations are stored forever in cyberspace, so they can be discovered by future generations of passing visionaries.



Serious about the shoes? Nahhhhhh.



Happy Birthday Abie baby! (that's one of my favourite lyrics from Hair)

I'll have you know, I've only ever run from the filth once in my life! well... I probably had a bit too much for classificaiton as 'for personal use' ahhh... mispent youth... happy day happy days... probably... dunno.... can't relaly remember them too well

I'm trying to not* buy any more shoes... I've so many pairs of boots now... yet I still hanker after a thigh length pair but, the ones I like... I think I'll buy a new Nexus tablet instaed

I think any lawyer worth his salt could make a convincing case that it's for personal use if he mentioned who the defendant was.

I'd like to point out, to the honerable gentlimen, that I don't do 'such things' anymore... not in years in fact damnit... maybe I am really turning boring in my old age

What's the current maxamim sentence for carrying more than 2 KG of mature Stilton? mmmm... cheese... the only drug one ever needs... cept cafine and nicotine and alcohol and bacon, and butter... of course No wonder I can never 'get my dub on' now, when I pik the guitar up... maaaan....

All that cheese - no wonder you're getting cultured