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Churchill?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Started conversation Sep 21, 1999
I heard this exchange as attributed to Winston Churchill in his later years - this might not be the case, but it bears re-telling anyway...
Churchill is dozing in a train carriage. A woman enters and sits across from him. She notices his flies are undone...
"Sir!", she exclaims, "Your penis is sticking out!"
Churchill starts awake, gives the woman a cold stare, looks down for a moment then meets her gaze again...
"Madam, you flatter yourself. It is merely hanging out."
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