h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Fortunetly we havent been in war for almost 200 years. What kind of country is this a great warrier nation in peace for over 200 years. Well it is not easy when everybody is afreid of you and run feet over head every time you come".

Yess indeed, those blasted Nazis sure were afraid of you Swedes (or should I say SWEETS), now go away before I taunt you a second time

My point to this little story was that the past of our viking history is not our future as brutal savages.
We hava had the unfortunate to be portraid as these savages that only drink and ****. But That is not the future of the swedes.
About these nazis that didn´t invade our country let them taste there own medecin.
(I will not say more in that matter but I don´t like nazis).


/The Swede.

I am terribly sorry if you took an offens to my litle taunt. I do not belive Sweets can be summarised upp in steriotypes such as "savages that only drink and ****". I know personally a few Sweets that indeed one would never talk of as a savages that only drink and **** (what are we talking about anyway when we use so liberally those splendid stars ****, lovers or fighters... f**k/fight whats the diffrence both are contact sports). So a big SORRY to all you Sweets out there. All in good sport my lad. I'm not out to start an international conflict here... I can assure you I will never say Sweets are the savages of Europe that only drink and ****.
So my "central directed" friend, I hope we may say: live and let live... But I'm always in the mood for some verbal combat if that is indeed your cup of Tea.

Matrix Mage (distant relative of a lesser magican; Matrimonial Mage who was up on the 16th century, belived to have been a priest by profession)

p.s. I specially don't like the little ones (Nazis that is, I'm through taunting Sweets)

Just wantes to **** say that ******* nazis are ****** terribly interesting. Except the **** midgets who always ****** with your ****mind. And then they have those **** german scientists. ****! I mean what the ****?

in a ******* nutshell. ****

Lord ***** Humphrey ****** 'Thunderguts'

p.s. ***** swedes...eurovision abba ripoffs the ***** lot of them

You sound like a nice guy. I forgive you.
I wasn´t offended by your comments but I felt that I had to explain my self.

About those stars
I have often wounder what that realy means people often use these stars in all kind of sentenses. I have a often thought about it and I have come to the conclusion that they are playing hang man and they don´t want anyone to now about it. So if they hide it in regulara sentences noone will detect it.

I used it just to be cool