Reasercher 91585, The Swede.
As a man from the nordic countries in europe I have in some strange way some viking blood in my vaines and in battle I should be horrible. Fortunetly we havent been in war for almost 200 years.
What kind of country is this a great warrier nation in peace for over 200 years. Well it is not easy when everybody is afreid of you and run feet over head every time you come.
So instead we drink and have fun. and trying to come upp whit more reaseons to party. And trying not to let go of our secret, that we are infact a very nice and peaceful people.
Trying our hardest to maintain the horrible and fraintening status that we have, every year at least for one week we pick a country to visit.
We start of by making alot of moonshine in our home(We have a goverment that think we can´t handle liquer and thus only sell it from a place called systembolaget. that is closed most of the time.)
When we have a "dunk" about 2-3 bottles of 40-50% liquer we are ready to go to the aeroplain.(yes,we have such modern things in sweden). When we come to the airport the dunk is usualy empty and we imediatly go to the taxfree shop and by 1-2 bottles depending on the journey time. 3 hours per bottle is usualy a good rate.
When we arrive in the new country we usualy don´t now where we are and we then try to come to a bar as quickly as possible to feel comfort. If we find our hotel room it is usualy often only used for conquering.
When we eventually travel home after our conquers we are welcomed as heroes at home and it is talked about the conquer for monthes and every one treats you as a hero.
Now we are realy a nice people!.:-)
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