h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hope there is a priest some were, as some day I am going to make a confetion about DNA,


manda

I have a temple, does that make me high Priestess of something?

Its close anough I must be the only one that had never heard of DNA befor I got here,I seen the TV show and that is about all, I new anythig else about it ,I never new who wrote it or any thing else about DNA, but I thought the TV shows was GREAT

Am I forgiven

manda

Oh, all right then.

OK thank you


manda

You do know the TV show as a big pile of poo though.
80's poo.
And that Ford should not look like Willy Wonka.

(anyone think Pippin looked a bit like that too?)

I thought the TV shows was great, I dont know how many there was but I never missed one


manda

Nah, maybe it was just the 80's-ness that got me.
But it didn't look like it should. (repeat to fade about anything where you've read the book first - A754472)

Hey, Willy Wonka is great.

No, I think Pippin looked like Eric Idle.

"You need people of intelligence on this mission... quest... thing."

'It comes in pints? I'm getting one!'

(worried voice from the corner)

'But you've already had a whole half!'

Hmmmmmmmmmm. Pick a number, any number...
A movie could be really good... Chances are, however, that it would be really bad.
It's time for a another good idea/bad idea!
Good Idea: Make a close-to-the-books HHG movie with a great and dedicated director, committed producers, good (non-american) actors. Case in point: The Lord of the Rings movie. Oh, and put John Cleese in somewhere. He'd make a good Max (the entertainer in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)
Bad Idea:Make an HHG movie directed by George Lucas, with American actors (a Trillian played by Britney Spears springs to mind, and spontaneously kills itself) with lazy and uninterested producers, and anything to do with Disney.
Oh, and to make it a really bad idea, giving Mickey Mouse a guest spot should make the movie smell as the long-forgotten feta cheese at the back of a fridge...

Hee hee. Britney.

Max should be played by Roy Hudd, as I believe he was in the radio series.

or even worse!!! Trillian played by whats her name ... ermmm reporter in Scream... was in friends.... oh soddit!!! i've only gone and forgotten her name... is it courtney cox-arquette? That'd be worse than britney

Ahh you know the one i mean anyway!!!

I'd sugest Julia Roberts as Trillian!

yeah, Julia Roberts... could be, could be.
How about Natlie Portman? After all, she's got experience in space movies...
hahaha, joking, joking.

ahhh the farce is strong with you!!!

Trillian should be adult, brunette, and vaguely sensible.

And as well she needs to be hot with a nice rack Else why would Zaphod have been interested?
"Hey doll, this guy bothering you? Why dont you come with me? I'm from a different planet."
Gets me every time

Natalie Portman would look good as Trillian, but I'm yet to be convinced that she could handle the quickfire dialogue while maintaining a sense of irony...

How about Jessica "Dark Angel" Alba?