h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

/me puts on Dr Nick voice.

Hello everybody!

Woe upon woe, my broadband's down. So, here I am at the start of the second week off and my connection to the outside world has been snatched cruelly away. Still, I've got dial-up, even if a lack of modem card in the PC means I'm using the lap top with its, er, interestingly striped screen. I'd forgotten how ghastly lap top keyboards are and blame any typos firmly on this ghastly example of anti-ergonomics.

The plus side of this lack of broadband is the musical output, which has been splendid, but sadly lacking in lyrics. The tunes don't really lend themselves to the normal smut so I'm a bit stuck. Hey ho.

This 'ere 3p a minute will soon add up to a substantial whack so my time here will remain brief.

Very brief.

So brief you'll hardly know I was here in the first place.

to hear this, Roy.
Hope your broadband connection will be sorted soon.

That was Roy in his briefs?

The broadband should be sorted on the 13th, which is a bit of a wait!

They're not actually [i]my[/i] briefs.

Yes, laptop keyboards suck, but they are better than nothing.

How has the time off been so far?

Haven't finished the payments, eh?

I always buy cash upfront. Saves on the interest

When can we hear this new tune then?

They're Pop's briefs??


I hope they had been washed first..

A discussion of Roymondo's briefs?



RF

Sq pops up!

Ivan, the time off has been exactly what I needed. Work really has become an oppressive factor in my life, though even this job still piddles all over being unemployed. I've been looking around but nothing's happening: the increasing sick leave isn't going to help. Hey ho.

a_a_e: I wouldn't get too excited - the tunes are pretty standard rockish things, mainly inspired by my 'acquiring' EZDrummer.

lil: never underestimate the perversion of the Roy.

RF: fear not, the briefs were a red herring.

Bloody hell, Squirrel!

*giggle*

You wear red herrings for briefs?

RF

'You wear red herrings for briefs?'

Fishy knickers: I'm embracing my feminine side.

'All Milla.

That reminds me... I'm sure one of my thongs is loitering round your gaff somewhere gosh, golly no broadband.. sounds terrible

Can't you just turn them inside out after two days .. so the fishy-ness is on the outside..?

2legs: I can assure you there are none of your things here - I sold the last one into slavery. Well, it's currently working in Kentish Town MacDonalds which amounts to the same thing.

Squirrel: I tried turning them inside out but the other side has a whiff of the cheddar to it. It's that old problem: fish or cheese?

Fish served in a cheese sauce..? Should that be the other way around? No, hang on, it works both ways round!



Roy needs your once used knickers..

Remember.. Reduce.. Re-use.. Recycle..

I now feel quite ill