h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...is phenomenally gorgeous, and sometimes leaves a hearing aid in! Wow.

And with that I'm off to bed.

And wishing ZR was coming too. Porn star lust can't be healthy.

Leaves a hearing aid in what?

zdt*innocent*

Terri - don't ask!

OK, i won't.

Does he do Guide dogs also?

zdt

What about wheelchairs?

Ooh, spot the post from the slightly squiffy bloke looking at a porn site just before bed...

For the record, the hearing aid goes in his ear. It's rare to see a youn person in *any* part of the media that wears a hearing aid, let alone a porn star! I think it's marvellous that he does. Braking boundaries, challenging perceptions and all that.

Out of interest...

What exactly is so important that he needs to hear?

"Oh, Mr Plumber, how good of you to... come! I'm having trouble with my heating... I think I need a good service... I see you have brought your big tool!"

You know, why, when I re-read that, do I hear the words "flutters false eyelashes" at the end?

Plumber?

I suppose he needs to know if he's top/bottom/both, showerer/showeree etc...

Versatile chap so he is.

*flutters eyelashes and brandishes white cane* How does one go about getting a job to appear in porn films?

I'm sure I don't know what you are on about, Bruvver!

This is becoming rather like a serious political thread i was involved in on here. Somebody said "let's ask Terri 'what's the official French position?" & i replied, with a certain amount of peevishness:

"seems to be He lies back naked on a pile of cushions, cig in one hand, in the other with a hopeful expression"

*sigh* that was years back. Nothing has changed.

zdt