h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If I was a motorist I might think that speeding was something to be proud of and flippant about.



On a lighter note: it appears that I've made a new friend. He likes Jane's Addiction and stuff! Not BF material but a nice chap.

It's about time a made a new friend in RL rather than on the internet!

with the new friend - I didn't know you'd left the computer long enough to meet a new friend.

I can multitask!

hard to believe, hard to believe.


So where did you pick him u ..... I mean, where did you meet him then.





PS We really should have an smiley.

He's a friend of the flatmate's and a 55 year old hippy. He does the wholefood thing and tarot and stuff. Despite that he's a nice chap.

Despite the remarkable size of his accessory he's really not BF material!

Is he Sting then.

He seemed quite peeved by that question. At least, his expression exuded peevedness.

He has a pony tail. Definitely NOT B/F material.

"I'm not shallow, but I choose my partners based on their hairstyle"

RF

My significant other has a pony tail - and has had one for 25 years.

There are hairstyles and there are hippies.

BTW: hippie seeks male, 8", versatile, age immaterial. Working in the city preferable. Love of XTC & Duran Duran guarantees interview.

<<Love of XTC & Duran Duran>>

.... guarantees very few takers.

Evening Roy... Glad you've got a new friend. Friends are good.

But I couldn't eat a whole one...

You don't like tall men either, then... So what you want is a bald dwarf with questionable taste in long-dead musical genres? Maybe Sting would be a good choice after all.

Ahem-hem-hem!

What's this >> questionable taste in long-dead musical genres << all about then? Sounds like an excellent combination to me!

RF

Skanks baybee, there's a word I want to use but I really can't use!

I am, for the first time in quite a while, incredibly stoned.

I'm loving it.

I've got a bigger rainbow than Blickybigot!

8"

I think the words you're looking for are 'only' 8"

I thought in this day and age of European correctness, we weren't allowed to advertise in inches?

You should all be ashamed of yourselves!!

Roughly converted, you should be using 20.3 centimetres...

What are you measuring anyway....?



Oh....








MUMMY!!!

Yo Mama cain't help you with this.