h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A name analyser thinks Colin Murray is going to have seven lucky years because he's got a 'Y' in his name, and his career will take off because he has an 'O' in his name.

There is also a voice analyser and a face analyser.

It's almost enough to make one eat a cabbage fritter in protest.

I've got a Y in my name, where's my seven years of good luck?

You don't seem to be doing too badly!

I'm devoid of both 'Y's and 'O's. This explains everything.

Ya think?

I can't stand that Colin Murray, he's easily more annoying than Graham Norton.

You've got a Y and three! Os in your nicknmae, Roymondo, what will that make you?

I quite like him, but I like Graham Norton too. I think the latter's compulsory for my type though.

I've got a "Y" in my name and also a "PEE" too so whats this mean

Ah, the online alter ego's having a whale of a time! I think he nicked all my luck, the git.

I don't know about the PEE. Fortunately they shut to pratt up before he started going through the alphabet!

At a guess I'd have said that it means you're shoes rarely give you blisters.

Ooh, random apostrophe. Sorry about that.

*smites self vigorously*

now i'm board again christ i've got a short attention span this evening

ooOOOoo whats this thread all about

At the time of writing it's about 14 posts long.

If I include my middle names I have quite a few letters in my name A.
B.
C.
D.
E.
F.


I.

K.
L.
M.
N.
O.


R.
S.
T.

V.
W.

Y.
Z. I'm doomed

Z?

Zebedee? Oh, please let your middle name be Zebedee!

Zachariah?

Zebra?

My middle names? it'l costya to find out

Gadzooks?

(as an aside: Odds Bodkins. sorry, I just felt the need)

By the way, I've calculated that having a Z in your name guarantees success with clothes pegs on windy days.

Maybe the z also helps me with my Ninja like reactions?: I dropped a glass in the kitchen earlier and caught it before I'd realised I'd dropped it