h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...boy, am I twatted.

What's that ? Would you say that I am twatted?

Who's been givin' you beats?

The first post said it all! Most of it was lying about the flat - I would love to be sharing the amyl with a stranger...

I thought that somebody was shouting "Lager, Snakebite, Bells & coke" at me when I first read the subject line.

Good that OI'm no stranger then - I have no idea what amyl is, either

i know what it is, i've just got in from being out! and its really cold here

Hi peeps - I can't chat (it'd be very bad manners) but:

B'Elana - Amyl is Amyl Nitrate. Google it!

Can't stick around for previously mentioned reasons!

Blimey, I hope you're not alone

..I'd be safer if I was...


(but it's cool, whatever you've read is hyperbole!)

Yet another word I don't know
Going to bed now, night night Roymondo

G'night B'Elanna, and thankyou.

I know this feeling kid; just been told "actually; i don't find you a very pleasant person"

Oh great, great, great; how to demolish an ego in 20 seconds. All we can do is go to bed, weep & think about it tomorrow. Try to resist the urge to commit mass mayhem, though it is so f**kin tempting.

So long as you say "fine" with a smile & walk out with your head held high you will live to see another day.

*resists words beginning with C* and B*

zdt

I'm very drunk.

Are you darling?

Yep, and quite peed off for reasons I explain here at post 18: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F36454?thread=2504638&show=20&skip=0#pi19

But that doesn't cover racism, does it..

That'd be the point lil! Fifa is making a stand against racism & sexism but seems to have ignored homophobia.

Anyway - I've just opened a bottle of Blue Nun. I have photographic evidence.

Tell me more about it in private

Gaod, they are still making that stuff? I have a hangover. Remind me not to drink when i haven't eaten much, remind me not to try & help bands out by selling CD's for them; remind me not to try dancing on a newly carved up knee.

Most of all, remind me not to make any type of feeble jokey comment on a "lady"s hair colour, specially if she's Irish & a singer.

Hell; i am surprised i haven't been taken to the International War Crimes tribunal.

Ah well, Roymondo, i am taking the same steps as you. Blame it on the , return to the wine... Anyway, since my (same sex) fiancée arrives tomorrow & she's American, an actress & squeaks Russian, that will give the b*ggers something to think about won't it?to small minds!

with the Do email if you feel like a good vent'n rage session!

zdt