h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Professional wrestling. What a curious concept. I've often been curious as to why someone would consider him or herself a professional, when they seem to be constantly sneaking up on their competitor from behind. Not very professional if you ask me. And why the folding chair? Leaving a folding chair by the ring is akin to giving a six year old a water gun. If so many wrestlers are getting bonked in the head and bashed over the back all the time, then why do they keep leaving those chairs out there week after week? One would think someone would notice. Perhaps it is just habit to leave them out now.

i enjoyed your discussion on folding chairs but i have to disagree. If you stop leaving the chairs by the ring then the wrestlers would have to find something else to bonk each other with. yes it starts with the chairs then there are no tables , then we progress until the next thing you know there are 2 400lb men standing in a vat of banana pudding trying to beat each other's heads in with a large parrot's feather. Try explaning that to the family at christmas dinner. So i ask you to please SAVE OUR FOLDING CHAIRS.