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Looking for a Cow Monologue
Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Started conversation Oct 6, 2009
Some time ago I read a blog or atheist-humor website or something that had this big monologue of God's Thought-Process as He Made the Cow. It's really funny, but now I can't find it and I can't remember where I found it in the first place. If anyone knows of a website with a monologue that fits this description, please link to it.
Looking for a Cow Monologue
turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted Oct 6, 2009
Might this be it?
http://techsupt.winbatch.com/webcgi/webbatch.exe?techsupt/nffunsupt.web+Religion+On~the~first~day~God~created~the~cow.txt
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Looking for a Cow Monologue
Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Oct 6, 2009
No, the one I'm looking for is what God is thinking as he creates the cow. (Just the cow.) So it would go something like this: "Today I'll make a reptile. No, a mammal! And I'll give it four legs and fur, and the fur will have spots, and for some inexplicable reason I'll give it a thing that I'll call an udder..." Etc., etc.
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Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Oct 6, 2009
Okay, I found my hard-copy, which had the web address. Here it is: http://www.inklingmagazine.com/articles/an-intelligent-designer-on-the-cow/
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