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Foot and Mouth smells good
Niz (soon to be gone) Started conversation Mar 13, 2001
Living in the city I am far away from any kind of wild living creature and so have not yet seen first hand the mass burning of pigs that is happening.
I wouldn't mind going with a hangover as the smell of hundreds of pigs cooking must be fantastic, like a huge greasy spoon cafe...mmmmm bacon
Can anyone confirm this???
Foot and Mouth smells good
MaW Posted Mar 13, 2001
Actually, I believe it smells really, really bad. It's burning meat, not roasting meat... the whole business sickens me. Surely there must be a better way to deal with it?
Foot and Mouth smells good
Niz (soon to be gone) Posted Mar 13, 2001
The meat cannot be exported and poses no threat to health (apparently), therefore why doesn't someone organise the worlds biggest BBQ. I can bring a few beers, bread rolls and a big bottle of salad cream
Foot and Mouth smells good
MaW Posted Mar 13, 2001
Sounds good. I'll make the largest rice salad ever seen on Earth.
Foot and Mouth smells good
Niz (soon to be gone) Posted Mar 13, 2001
We could turn the dome upside down and use it as a wok!!!
Foot and Mouth smells good
MaW Posted Mar 13, 2001
Oh yes! Some stir-fried beef would go down really well right about now.
Foot and Mouth smells good
Is mise Duncan Posted Mar 13, 2001
MAFF Butcher: "...I'm sorry sir, we don't have any cured bacon - will smoked do?" 
In the real world:
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* Bob the builder could fix it, yeah, but its a question of getting the parts...
* The wombles song would go "underground, overground, wombling free, spreading a virus and bovine TB"
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