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I hate ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!

By the time you've wrote something out with it, it's gone bloody cold!

The secret is to write it out whilst* its cold... then bung it in the micro and just hope they stay in the right order!

At least it isn't spelling messages for you as soon as you tip it out of the can...

That one went straight pasta me.

She didn't undsteatnd -y
Some people from Peebles loved spaghetti
Though being Italian she thought she had to,
Coming from the half-freezing freezing box
By the window, from the flowery box by the window
She thought she had to,
- She really Thought she had to..


She loved real Italian ice-cream, though
Se he thought - and she had to.
She grew plump and pretty.


With cornets and wafers before her eyes constantly
She scooped it up - yum! yum! - instantly.
Not just for show - but because -
She thought she had to.

/ ------

Yeah, and whoever's counting the alphabet noodles in to the mix is apparently using a reverse frequency count so as to make it difficult to spell things.

She didn't understeatnd -y
Some people from Peebles loved spaghetti
Though being Italian she thought she had to,
Coming from the half-freezing freezing box
By the window, from the flowery box by the window
She thought she had to,
- She really Thought she had to..


She loved real Italian ice-cream, though
She he thought - and she had to.
She grew plump and pretty.


With cornets and wafers before her eyes constantly
She scooped it up - yum! yum! - instantly.
Not just for show - but because -
She thought she had to.

/ ------

...it's true to say that when you spill alphabet soup it spells disaster.

it's true to say that when you spill" alphabet soup" it spells disaster.



Nope all I got was instructions "so help a bat up "

When I spilt mine I think it was being sarcastic. It said "you didn't wanna to do that did you?"

I remember the first time I had alphabet spaghetti in the early 70's, I think was when I had my first taste of fish fingers. I never had the patience to make words out of the letters.

This 'alphabet spaghetti' of which you speak sounds intriguing.

Is it like alphabet soup?

There's a canned spaghetti product over here, called Spaghetti-Os. Did y'all steal the rest of the alphabet?

I get too hungry to bother with spelling ;-D

Websailor

I was intrigued, as a child when studying for music 'o' level, a certain TV program.

In the credits was Aaron Spelling.

Thought it meant either Err on Spelling, or the theme tune, Air on Spelling.

Still not sure!

MMF

Worse, he has a daughter. Her name is Tori Spelling.

I always got a kick out of Aaron Spelling psychodramas, very adept handling of the induced affect.

http://www.heinz.co.uk/ourfood/pasta/alphabetti--numberetti/alphabetti

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphabet_pasta

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