h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yup! but she won't hear IT though, she's dead

Calling old gITs is hard when they can't hear the phone ringing.

IT doesn't need phone, IT's always around

The IT one lets them have.

there's more and more doing IT around the world, they think it's a job, they don't know IT

Today I popped into the village and passing a store I saw a sign in a shop window which read: WEAR IT YOUR WAY.
I didn't know IT could be worn, and where would you wear IT? So I thought the Prof, if anyone, would know.
So Prof what's the answer? Where would you wear IT?

I might put IT on my shoulder, and dare anyone to knock IT off.

F S

If I told you, I'd have to kill you IT's like a Scot and what's under his kilt We all know, but don't say
IT remains a secret, to where worn

gottcha. nudge nudge wink wink

IT could also be a tight fit, depending on the size of IT


(low/upper case)

If you want to ride in a Honda, you may get into a FIT.

IT doesn't wear honda pants

Hot pants? Or should that be HIT pants.

hot pants! IT remembers those! IT also remembers look but can't touch

Ah yes the days of lost innocence.IT was a magical era

When it rains, there's a lot of precipITation

IT ain't bothered, because IT reigns all over

If IT had to be said, and IT has been, then is there any more to be said?

I think I'll go for a lie down in a darkened room.

IT takes time

If IT takes time, does that mean IT is a thief?