h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

a hog! we should roast err toast her health

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mCuzWWvsbUo

Please can I ask a favour of you. My 15 year old son and his friend made the above youtube video. They were set a challenge by some other friends to see who could get the most views, its not a fantastic video but if you just click on it, then it registers as a view and he may just win the challenge.

thanks

jennyxx

Well, soon it will be Hog-manay. Some folk don't find it at all boar-ing. Although others have sow-er grapes about it.

Cold stomach? Maybe you have a bellydraft! I'll have to put all my belongings in hock if I continue like this.

Itchy stomach? Maybe you have scratchings!

Loads of sty-le, loads of sty-le!

hog gone it! its finally come home to roast, ham ready for it apple have to keep the sauce down and spork decently

Some pigs pigged out when they had a pig-nic in their local park, they brought some park-in cake with them which made them squeal with delight.

We'll divide this ham with even apporktionment. We didn't bring much food for the picnic, but we're in the desert because of the sandwiches there. We have a mecicated blanket, to give us blanket immunity from the sand fleas.

Dune know, there isn't a grain of truth in this. Sahara agrees with me and thinks we should all shut our gobis and desert this topic.

Now, now, now..............palm down.

What? Leave the desert before dessert?

Yes, yes..........c'mon, just keep pudding along.

Okay, I'll go, as long as you are pudding it gently.
Getting the dessert here without getting it bruised or melted was no piece of cake.

Crumbs! I won't sponge off anyone else. I'll rise to the occasion. Now let's (s)tart. Can you Bake(well)? If you trip someone from Geneva is it a Swiss Roll?

three two one sago

'3, 2, 1, sago' isn't that a cereal of numbers?

The Spice girls gave their husbands Old spice last Christmas and their husbands gave them Dune eau de toilette. They watched the film Dune and wondered if they could do a musical version of Dune by using their Spice Girls songs. One in particular they would chose would be spice up your life. Eau could here the Spice girls husbands laughging for miles around.

Wouldn't Old Spice be redunedant?

This year the Spice girls husbands are going to get something more than will add more spice to their lives, Urban Spice cologne with a more urban scent for the man about town and then a holiday in Cologne.

"My life as a chicken" won the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction, which led some to call for renaming it the Pullet Surprise.

oasis, have you seen dry humour, dune wouldn't believe it

It was midsummer, and the mine was very hot. The miners were excavating in an area where the ceilings were largely schist. The supervisors warned them not to run the fans, despite the heat. They grumbled. "You can run the fans at your own risk," the supervisor said, "but you'll be sorry when the schist hits the fan."

Man,ure just too much!