h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK... here goes. I am staring foreward resolutely, preparing to make a stab at guideML. Ok... here goes...


















I can't do it... I... HELP ME, PLEASE! SOMEBODY!!! I'll try it... but I'll need help to improve it... If you have time, could you reply with hints, or something? Other than that... 2 weeks to go till hols! I'm acting in My Fair Lady! Life's okay! HELP!!!

have you tried the GuideML clinic? also if you want to see the GML for a page replace the 'A' with 'test' and then nick... I mean borrow bits

I tried... but it's too confusing. How do you do the testing bit?

Ok, well my space has basic guide ML on it (which I didnt do........)

my page, U538154, would be Testuserpage538154 (I think) Or something more complex would be Jacks which has all flashy stuff stuff and is U522350 or Testuserpage522350 (still I think)

you'll have to copy and paste the Testpage bit into the adress bar because it doesnt come up as a link

*swoops in from the etheral beyond*

What's the matter? I'll help you with all your Guide-ML needs if you like. If I have the time I'll even do your page for you if you tell me what you want. In the meantime go look at my Uspace U234368. It's got a large variety of Guide-ML on it and I can do all sorts of other things that aren't on there. I can even make it so that a sheep runs across the top of the page over the BBC search box if that's...what you want

Kat

well the 'A'page for my PS is A524206http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/test524206 will give you the GML

Hey... sheep? COOL! Yeah... but where do I put the stuff, when I've "borrowed" it and edited it?

Next to where your current PS is, there is a link called "Edit your Personal Space", or something like that. Open that and then paste all your stuff into the box. There is a nice preview button which lets you see what's happening without everyone else seeing it.
At the VERY bottom there's a button to say whether you want to use PLain Text or Guide-ML. You need to set this to Guide-ML as it is default at Plain.

I haven't got an iota of an idea what you are talking about so I'm gonna start talking sheer pitance. Blither blether a blorg ga shingo give peace a chance ba forgan florgan me tu me,me gusto hematite y senoritas y guitaras.

*backs away slowly*

Would you rather ask for an explanation or help rather than talking nonsense? I'm quite happy to help you you know.

Hey! Hematitedude is just one of these guys, you know? He blithers a bit.

Senile?

Not or about another 40 years, but he may as well be!!!

I really don't even want to know what you are trying to do. And who are you trying to call senile, daggummit, dang punk kids with their rock & roll & their hip- hoppin, they should make themselves useful & stay off my lawn, daggummit. *hits nearest bystander with his walking-stick, he is then restrained, struggles free & gradually escapes*

*waves* Hello!

NO, THANK YOU, (THANK YOU NOT IMPLYED)

Gee, alright then. *sulks*

manson_rocks? What the * backs of slowly while pointing & laughing* But you can still redeem your dignity by dressing up in a viking suit & ride around in your unicycle!?! You nut job!