h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Its an argument that has to be had, are you a small is cute person, large is cute person or are you a middle man or lass?

Can I make the rather broad assumption that you are talking about breasts?

Small: cute. Large: scary (with definite sag potential...).

B

Er... No. Nothing to do with breasts at all. I mean in all things. Like puppies for example.

But surely all puppies are small by definition?

B

You've obviously never seen mine, then

Can I take that as an open-ended offer?

B

*sig* try to start a serious conversation...

Serious? Serious conversation?! this is H2G2, serious conversation has no place here, where would all the mushrooms go?!

Open ended? You've been leafing through my Victoria's Secret catalogue, haven't you?!

I can hope, can't I?

You can *try*, which is a different thing entirely..

Right, you wanted serious discussion..probably not the best to say, i woke up one day and they were just sort of...there...and I've been trying to live with them ever since.

What subject are you on now? Cause I am pretty certain its not the one I meant. The idea was that we had a discussion about the ascetics of big and small things, objects, like a toothbrush? Is a small toothbrush cuter than a large one? and why? Or a say do you think an elephant is cuter than something else because its bigger? The entire point of this talking point was to raise the subject of bigger and smaller things and thus I thought the discussion, do you think a bigger object is cuter than a smaller object and why, was a conversation. Of course I could be completely wrong and so off topic and thats why I am not making any sense to anyone.

Naah, you just stumbled across the wrong people.
. He started it!!

Yeah well I don't care who started it anymore, it was my vain attempt at creating a conversation about topic as already discussed, if it was another lot of people it would have fallen down that quickly as well I suspect.

I've always wondered why things seem to automatically get cuter when made in much smaller sizes. Even a drink at a fast food place is cute when it's in a little kiddie cup. I think it's the same phenomenon that makes inanimate objects cute when you add legs to them.

i can understand the smaller sized = cute, but not the adding legs thing.. how many legs?

Moi, je prefere les petites.

As for inanimate objects being cute, its never really occured to me.

Well, precisely.

B

Although I should stress that I wasn't talking about breast size, which I haven't really formed an opinion about beyond "the really really big ones that look like the skin's stretched are yucky".

I have formed an opinion, but I am not talking about it in a PG environment

If you are strict with the subject, small is most definitely the more _cute_ but (depending on the context) large can definitely be preferable.

PD