h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You have missed this most important possibility - you were hungry & you knew there were some carrots in the fridge.


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Or the relitivity theory, which means that you were moving faster than the carrot, but not faster than the broccoli, and therefore ate the carrot. This also ties into the fact that your mother in law is a vegitarian.

Far too simplistic (and who keeps carrots in the fridge anyway?). You thought you were a rabbit, have a phobia about wearing spectacles, and so ate a carrot to aid your eyesight. Now THAT is a decent theory.

Better yet, a rabbit in a past life you have some unconscious memories of your bunny-hood. As a small child you weren't breast-fed, while at the same time your mother used "Loony-Tunes" as a babysitter substitute. You associate, on a pre-cognitive level, with “Bugs” and his carrot-eating tendencies, while you spurn your mother (and therefore the human part of your psyche) for her lack of compassion. Just thank (insert higher being here) that she didn't leave you to watch "Jaws".

Of course, the observation of the replies in this forum could just turn out to be the material for somebody's thesis.

As a lover of baby carrots this forum is way too scary

Dear Jan*

Sorry, but sometimes the most simplistic answers are the correct ones (but fortunately we can afford to discount them as they are also incredibly boring and don't make very interesting forum entries).

Staying, therefore, on the theme of our fluffy friends, I once thought - having been told that we all create God in our own image and that animals are much nicer than people - that God was a rabbit (a possibility on which Erich von Daniken has probably not even begun to speculate. More fool he...). An extremely wise and venerable rabbit, but a rabbit (or should that be Rabbit) nonetheless.

Does that make eating carrots sacriligous?

Could this be steering the forum in a different direction altogether?

Or am I just totally mad?

An interest concept totally mad.

If you are just mad does that mean some part of you is sane. Say your left foot.

Extremely mad probably means you are totally mad and you own a dodgy cat.

A true story

Police are picking that a reformed vegetarian could be behind a curious carrot caper in Taihape, New Zealand.

A distressed cleaner telephoned police yesterday to report finding a mountain of carrots in Taihape's public toilets. The carrots filled the cubicles and urinal in the men's block.

"We are not talking about a few bags of carrots. We are talking about a truckload," Inspector Brent Craig of the police communications centre said.

"Police are looking for a vegetarian with a strong dislike of carrots."

Sorry I disagree, the problem is that the simplistic theories are discounted - in the financial sense - you just can't charge $300 an hour for them.


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You can make a bundle with a 1-900 number, though!

da Baron
Mind where you wipe that booger!

Good plan!
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My all-time favorite: "The Psychotic Friends Network!"


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Dear Wretched,

could you possibly stop by my page and explain me.

thanks