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The Patron Saint Of...?
KB Started conversation Sep 5, 2015
I was thinking about the whole business of patron saints today. The patron saint of England, the patron saint of firefighters, the patron saint of writers, the patron saint of this, that, and the other. I have no great desire to be made a saint after I kick the bucket, but I just started thinking. If I had to be a patron saint, what would I pick?
After some time I decided I'd like to be a patron saint people are happy to see. A patron saint who would cheer people up a bit. Not a patron saint people only think of when their arse breaks out in boils, or the wheel falls off their bike. After some thought, I decided.
If I have to be a patron saint, I want to be...
The Patron Saint of the Tenner That You Find In Your Other Trousers, That You Didn't Realise You Had.
The Patron Saint Of...?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 5, 2015
dunno... maybe I should be the patron saint of ...... outsanity? badgers? nighthoover! 
hmm. nah. has to be;
the patron saint of sausages!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 6, 2015
I would be proud to pray to you for that tenner, KB. 
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You can call me TC Posted Sep 6, 2015
I would love to be the Patron Saint of Feierabend. I've never been able to find a suitable English word that covers the German succinctly. It means the evening time when work is over and you can do what you like.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 6, 2015
I hope you also like what you do. 
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Malabarista - now with added pony Posted Sep 10, 2015
Better practice looking beatific!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 10, 2015
If a six-month-old baby can do it 
, how hard can it be? 
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- 1: KB (Sep 5, 2015)
- 2: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Sep 5, 2015)
- 3: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 6, 2015)
- 4: You can call me TC (Sep 6, 2015)
- 5: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 6, 2015)
- 6: Malabarista - now with added pony (Sep 10, 2015)
- 7: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Sep 10, 2015)
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