h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My father pretends to be a big tough guy who hates animals, especially small dogs.

But he sneaks out and buys wee special cuts of meat from a deli.

But you never heard this from me!

yeh... we dinny hear nuffing..... I can't wait to see the family dog again.... missed her so much the last few months.... err... Of course I've mised seeing the rest of the family too... but... nah, basically I've just missed the dog

My father disliked cats because of a year spent as a college student, living with an aunt and uncle who made him clean the cat hairs form their longhaird cat.

But when stray cats showed up at our house, he grew fond of them. Fortunately, they had short hair.

Some people do get really bad allergies around certain animals. A friend of mine does, and I sort of feel sorry for her sometimes, because sometimes cats come up to me and do their cat-rubby-scratch-me-and-tickle-me thing, and while I do it, I'd rather they didn't. Whereas she'd love to do it, but has to stand back.

I got approched by a gorgeous poor ickle cat like that in the street the other day... and I so wanted to tickle her/ .... and just as I was about too.... the word 'neutropenic' popped into my head... I nearly broke into tears! seriously... ,wah> but.... I so don't wanna nother ambulence ride into hospital with some readom weird i infection rubbish

There are more than enough normal infections you can get without going the route of the weird ones.

its no infections wird or otherwise for me right now! hopefully!; less concern of getting a weird one, as of just getting any normal run of the mill one; which my body potentially just can't handle anything from a cold upwards... hence.... I'm getting such bad hands, from constant washing, and application of alcohol hand gel.... and constant sterlaising worktops and kitchen everythings!