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Greebs..xx

Here we go...

Doc, Happy, Greebo, Sneezy, Stumpy, Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey, Droopy, Bashful.

Mind you... whatever possessed Greebo to go to the cinema with that motley crew I can't imagine.

shazz

They are all only slightly taller than me of course... ~wink~

Greebs..xx

They will never get in queuing is pointless. Either the drwafs will either have to hi-ho off to work and Greebo stop at the concession. Or the drawfs will be turned away for attempting to bring an animal (non-guide dog) into the cinema.

Me could be a guide cat... or are you implying that dogs are more intelligent than cats??? Hmmmmmm!!!

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I think they're all standing in a circle, so that everybody is both behind and in front of everyone else.

But then, it depends which Harry Potter movie they're going to see - I've made the assumption that it was #3, but if it was an earlier one I may have to recalibrate.

Assuming everyone's facing the same way, and that Droopy on this occasion isn't confusing things by saying "I'm happy"... though how Greebo got to be friends with a dog I don't know... Doc, Happy, Greebo, Sneezy, Stumpy (poor chap), Sleepy, Grumpy, Dopey, Droopy, Bashful.

I tried to do this using two of my friends and seven dwarves that I found outside Dunnes Stores. But the Dwarves got so angry by my refering to them as Sleepy, Grumpy, etc that they threw me in the river.

True story.

Doc
Happy
Greebo
sneezy
stumpy
sleepy
Grumpy
Dopey
Droopy
Bashful.

Am also disgusted at last week's question! y'know how long i pondered that one. and does anyone else count pigs instead of sheep when they go to bed, as of last week i do. Though i think i may be straying into dangerous territory by admiting that!

and some good points raised above about dwarves getting into rated movies. Though that could be classed as discrimination! so if any dwarves are feeling particularly put out, then i know a good lawyer. (she also does a good line in poison apples)

Would this lawyer specialise in vertically challenged discrimination law.

Actuall, I think you'll find all the dwarves were in exactly the same place, as they are two-dimensional (up-down and left-right). Therefore they cannot have any relative positions in the third dimension (backwards-forwards).

B

I know that but I've seen cartoon charaters, in fact these cartoon characters, turn around and line up to get water and food from Snow White.

They also tried to pinch my doughnuts... ~blush~... but that's another story...

Greebs..xx

I don't really want to hear what they were trying to pinch. It was a family film you were watchin in that darkened cinema.

Are you sure DD... ~grin~... tis quite an interesting story... and me is sure they will be finding bits of dwarf around the screen for months to come...

Greebs..xx

It's obviously another trick question. Dwarves don't like Harry Potter movies. The dwarves went off to see LOTR trilogy in full, leaving Greebo, Stumpy and Droopy (in that order) in the queue.

RF

You mean the drawfs are upset that elves appear and they don't!