h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The bar itself is made of Marble. The room is very big. There are sofas, tables and chairs set about the place.

Well I guess someone has to have the first drink

for me and (Banks') for you hon

Hey babe,, well we have no staff at the moment lol.


*walks behind bar and pours a and *


So what do you think of our place then darling? xxxxx

very nice! Just getting the feel of the place, so just going to have a roam round. Do we have any bedrooms?

We do have bedrooms (as its our place we live upstairs) xxx

tut tut! did I say for us darling? was just wondering if we were into expanding the joint that's all YYSSW!

Nah not yet dont know if it will hit it off yet babe.

true, but if it doesn't then you know what it means don't you?

babe go back to the main page and click the Managers and Manageress's Living quarters. Meet you there. xxx

more ? and

"peeps round door... mmmmmmmm nice in here.... just time for a quick

Hiya Sheryl Welcome. Are you going to apply for a job? lol or is that swearing to you

Hi Sheryl!

Our first paying customer! Yippppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Don't pay love you can have it free

Scott, maybe if we ply her with that special brew we had made up it will put a spell on her and she'll apply. can you put a spell on a witch btw?

Well the charmed ones are always having spells put on them lol.

scott... i'd better not apply for a job, i'd have the dss on me case....
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jules.... for the on the house luv....
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i'm not stoppin' long,but had to see wot was on offer... hope you got my justin and dan on that jukebox....

Sheryl, anytime you want to pop by and SEE JUSTIN and THE DARKNESS performing LIVE here then you do

Hang on......

oooooooooooooooh justin live n in spandex..... (i'll soon have him out of it)
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btw... you can put a spell on a witch but you gotta be bloody good luv.... i use protection..... (no... not condoms...pmpl... well i do, but that's another tale... )

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Justin can wear whatever you want in this bar (or nothing if you prefer)

well don't worry I wouldn't know how to put a spell on someone (have been tempted to buy a voodoo doll for a couple of people who's got on my baaaaaaaaad side though) well you can never have too much protection, I've got a box of 36 going spare if you want them but that's another story!