h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Quiet, boss. Real quiet.

Hi Ancha

How you doing? Sorry I couldn't be here tonight, RL probs!!!!! Good job you're doing btw!

Sorry Ancha have to bleeping well go! major RL probs kicking in! Speak to you soon. Night!

oooooooh, just finished listening (and watching) to justin and the lads... (got a private showing as no bugger showed up).....
ed n frankie have free reign on the bar, while me, justin n dan have got 3 bottles to take up to reserved room.... all monies put in till......
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hang on lads just gotta leave this note n money for jules n scott....
lads eh, so impatient.....
see you 2moz if with it.... (got 36 in me bag... )

puts "do not disturb" sign on outside of door..
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come 'ere you too sexy, gorgeous men....... ....................
and so on............................

"strolls very slowly and sleepily into bar. hot n sweaty, wearing only a sarong tied securely over boobs, just covering the not so modest modesty".......
need more puts money in till....
"strolls back out of bar and back to room...."

"pops head round door..."
quick, still empty......... ...............
"chases scantily clad justin n dan into bar.."
need bloody starvin'......
"all grab armfulls of and dash back to room.... will sort cash later.... no pockets.... "

"i believe in a thing called luv,
just listen to the rhythm of my heart,
i believe we can make it now,
we'll be rockin' till the sun goes down..."

oooooooh you bet babes.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hey, justin, dan luv, looks like they've all abandoned this place.... well that was short lived eh.... ok for us tho', we got another night in the room, free.....
hey grab more and s....
come on my sweethearts, back up to the room.... we still not exhausted all the 36....

although i'm bloody exhausted..... oooooooh, wot a way to go eh...... weyhey......

just a thought lads, but whatever happened to ed n frankie.... they were last seen guzzling in the bar....

someone check the cellar....

we'll check later......
back to the room..... ............................................................

is this where its all supposed to be happening????

or do i help myself to some , pay the and sit quietly up the corner????

helen.... it's happening in our room...... ...... fancy a bit of darkness luv..... weyhey..... ...

Hi Sheryl love

Glad you had the bar to yourselves Looks like you made the most of it! Dare I ask how many of the 36 are left? Would have been there to join you but Scott and I were otherwise "engaged" yep double meaning there! Got the rocks to prove it, he got down on one knee as well awwwwwwwww! Might e-mail you (when I can get on msn! still can't but gone on explorer and managed to get on hootoo) RL a bit complicated at mo so might not be around tonight until late, depends on the firewiorks!

Speak to you later


Hi Serenity

It is normally more busy than this, but it's still trying to get off the ground. Please come again (did you have your first free drink btw? if not the next one will be)

hiya jules luv......
congratulations darling....
hope RL don't put too much of a dampner on things for you....

think we got bout half the 36 left, not sure, not got the strength to count 'em....

no bloody wonder i spent all yesterday in bed with a bad head.... you must get more padding on that headboard....



btw.... we still not found ed n frankie...

hi everyone.

please and can i claim my free drink from the other night?

i need all the booze that i can get. how on earth will i keep up with sheryl?

helen, i was t-total yesterday, poorly ill... not a drop touched my lips...

jules is having rl probs at mo....

so you need to double up your drinks to make up for missing out???

im sorry to hear aboutr jules..

this real life really stinks. why cant we live in a cyber world????

im having pc problems at the mo.. it wont send anything to h2

so are you doubling up, to make up for last night?

sorry to hear about jules.. real life stinks at times

i'd be happy in cyber world, livin' with me hawkins bro's...

bare with, on phone....lol..

im going for a soak, soon.. so if i dont see you..