h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You miss the second T in t/g no.2

Or rather: you miss the T ( must be my doddery state that made me count two Ts )

SNAFU then?

Wouldn't you just expect that to have happened?

Here is the amended t/g as written on my paper!

'Decision Over Wars Not Totally Obtained - Warn NATO!'

Must be yet another moment.

I'll have to go and have a and a

Thanks once again, B'Elana. Pleased someone is on the ball...

MMF

It's ok,if it hadn't been me, somebody else would have seen it sooner or later.

Dinner opens with Nepalese Tarantula, overcooked, with noodles.

Magwitch's attempts at DOWNTOWN

1) Devil's out watching nubile, teenaged, oiled witches. Nice!

2) Demon outcast warrior noticed the ogre was naked

Bit of theme bit is Halloween

Dripping overflow wears nerves, turn off water, now!
Do others write nonsense? Troublingly, others write nothing!

Scorpio's first offering for DOWNTOWN:

Don’t Overlook Wanton Neglect - Take Offensive When Necessary.

Second attempt when I get back tomorrow.

DOWNTOWN


Drunk On Whiskey? Need Taxi Ordered, Waiting Now!


Still working on a 2nd one

DOWNTOWN

Divers Often Wave Nervously Toward Officers When Noticed.

Dating Orthodontist Wears New Teeth On Wednesday Nights.

Scorp's last minute 2nd entry for downtown:

Devonians Openly Want, No Tourists, Offensively Wandering Naked!

Arrgghhhh!!

That was DRIVERS, not Divers...

Drivers Often Wave Nervously Toward Officers When Noticed.

Good morning all, today's word is


ULTRA

Understanding Lithuanian takes real application.

First telegram:

Unexplainable Leaks Torment Russian Agents.

ULTRA

Uninspiring Leader Takes Re-election Advice

Second attempt:

Utter Loony Texan Rules America

And it should probably be: *Utterly*

Hi Dunsittin... You're a blast from the past, aren't you? Welcome back!

Scorpio’s attempts at ULTRA:

Unruly Louts, Today Request ASBOs!

Underground Lebanese Terrorists! – Raise Alarm.