h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Annat heads into the centre of a cave and sits, cross legged on the floor*

*enters a state of meditation and attempts to attune his mind to the resonating Force power of the caves*

*Annat's lightsaber rattles gently on the end of its D-Clip as the Force energy resonates its biochemicals*

~~~Taaaaaaayswwwwwiiiiiii~~~

*twitches slightly*

~~Who is this?~~

~~~/Raaaaaaaahahahahahahhahaha!/~~~

*flinches, but maintains the link*

~~A Jedi knows no fear...~~

~~~Oh you will. You wiiiill~~

*sits calmly, drawing upon the Force*

~~Who is this?~~

*Force pulse burns instead*

*focuses the energy into a beam and earths it through an exposed crystal*

*crystal shatters*

*flinches as a shard catches him in the cheek*

*regains composure and focuses on the voice*

*voice isn't there, just a void*

*concentrates on the Force flowing around the cavern*

~~~Raaaaaaagh hah hah hah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!~~~

*voice diappears*

*hand trembles slightly*

*composes himself*

*repeats a question in his mind, searching for balance*

*A Force presence eminates at the bottom of some black broken steps*

*stands up warily, and heads down the stairs towards the presence...*

*reaches the bottom of the steps*