h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is a stone bunker in the ordinary world, hard wooden benches line the walls and there is a plate of on the table in the middle of the room.

Leave your name, U number, any special fighting skills and what rank you would like to be….

Name:Sam
U Number:U554512
Humorous reason why we should accept you:I eat tin foil
Special skills / weapons: Tin foil vision
Extra comments: Accept me...please

Name: tonemonkey
U Number: U235871
Humorous reason why we should accept you: Because (funny eh, that was my dads
Special skills / weapons: axeman (six stringed variety
Extra comments: you said check it out, so I did

Okay dokey, you are accepted...

I'll add you to the list forthwith, please proceed to the Forest and Village thread

Oops, I almost forgot...*hands him a *

Use this to get there as per the instructions..

Name: Lady Pennywhistle
U Number: U250656
Humorous reason why we should accept you: Because I've got a can of Anti-Melt™ at the ready!
Special skills / weapons: Well, besides the aforementioned Anti-Melt™ (and of course the ability to melt in and out of shadows), I also have the Power of Ignorance - i.e. when I'm attacked I just ignore anything I don't like and do whatever I want.
Extra comments: Hi Ena, what's up?

Name:baadmonkey
U Number:537237
Humorous reason why we should accept you: To do otherwise would bring about the immediate and calamitous collapse of my instep, causing me to limp in an accusing manner, and probably make groaning noises whaen I'm trying to stand up.
Special skills / weapons: I have wings like a shield of steel. And my hands are lethal weapons. Projectiles mainly, but I do have a series of attachments for them.
Extra comments: Why is that pigeon sky-diving with an inflatable bed? This crazyness must end, surely?

Name: HonestIago
U Number: U215204
Humorous reason why we should accept you: If you don't my friends will mock me and I'll have to get a sex-change and become a cat lady
Special skills / weapons: Willow Rosenberg's magic, Buffy Summers' weaponry and Anya's sarcasm
Extra comments: You know you want to let me in. Go on...

You are all in!

*hands out three s*

Proceed to the Forest and village thread...

I'm going to cower in here. There would appear to be a triumverate superhero psychotic love thing going on out there, and as this corner of the realm appears to have become defunct, I'm going to sit quietly and contemplate my sins.

Or start up a business empire.

Hmm. Anyone want to buy a ? On a stich! Guaranteed 73.4% organic material!

Actually, we're building a pretty cool story... I've jumped in as the Captain's nemesis, and we're having a fight right now. Great fun.
Stay tuned for more adventures on the next exciting episode!

Go to the castle and army barrack thread, there's only me and lil there so it ain't too confusing and you can be part of the story

Forgive me, Yael, I meant no disrespect to your collective creative powers of yarn-spinning - it is indeed a tale of traumatically titanic proportions, riding the waves of lyrical ability like a really big, really cool, thing. That is probably black, frictionless and shiny.
Haven't managed to read the nemesis bit yet - will put aside my burgeoning business and read on. Didn't think it would take off anyway.

meat sandwich anyone?

erm yes, i'd like to join


name: RadioFace
number: 806578
abilities: leader, swordsman, haggling
rank: Supreme General of the Masses or something lower
reason to let me in: because I'm generally a pretty cool guy who enjoys sitting around and not worrying about it to much. And in leadership teaching others how to do that to.

Right, take this and head to the forest where you will be given a house and shown around