h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was [Insert Adjective Here] in/on [Insert Location Here]. [Insert Main Character Here] was thinking about [Insert Reference to Throwaway Comment About Liking Something the Main Character Once Made In an Early Episode Which For the Purposes of this Story is Their Favourite Thing Here]. Suddenly their thoughts were interrupted by [Insert Supporting Character Here], “Hello, [Insert Main Character Here], here is the [Insert Object Here] you asked for.”
[Insert Main Character Here] looked at [Insert Supporting Character Here] irritably, but he/she had to admit that [Insert Supporting Character Here] looked really [Insert Currently Trendy Word Meaning ‘Attractive’ Here] in that [Insert Supporting Character’s Usual Outfit Here], funny how he/she had never noticed that before.

Suddenly [Insert Character from Another Show Here] appeared and started to [Insert Something That The Character from Another Show Doesn’t Actually do but you Think is Funny Here]. Then [Insert Unlikely Event Here] happened, and [Insert Main Character Here], [Insert Supporting Character Here], and [Insert Character from Another Show Here] went to bed and [Insert Lengthy and Badly Written Sex Scene Here].

The End.

*Sniggers*

huh?

It's simple, Joz... this Bad Fanfic Generator(tm) allows you to come up with bad fanfic without all that farting about writing it yourself. You just need to slot names, places, &c. as appropiate and you're away!

What's a fanfic?

Fanfic = Fan Fiction. It's basically stories using settings and characters from popular science fiction programmes written by and for fans. Unfortunately most of it's awful and seems overly concerned with making characters have sex.

There's an Edited Entry about it here: A632062

Please note: not only science fiction fans can write awful fanfic. Y'ever read any Harry Potter stuff? Hary luvs draco 4eva lolz