h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Signed, sealed.... delivered!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F77636?thread=8271224 lil xx

Well, signed and sealed at least.

Actually, they didn't seal it, either, did they?

I dunno... we'll have to ask the seal.

And as for 'signed' - I mean, is that a signature, or was he testing the biro?

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Pinniped slapped his flipper on the documents??

X there you go i've signed too

still can't be bothered to get upcan't see what the excitement is all about

Rumour was.... just after that* signature... some involved left the room.... and emerging from teh shadows someone else emerged, to countersign lettuce spray

now, all* we have to do, is re-code everything, migrate a million million pieces of data from dozens of databases, move over all the conversation forums, guide entrys, personal spaces, and dust, re-design a new log in system, and transmigrate everyone over from one server to a new shiney one... easy ... Which reminds me, I guess there must be some software/bug testing at some point soon, I best go offer my services to break things err I mean test them

Now... if only we could decide what 'colour' the site will be, and which dog it most ressembles...

*hands out hard-hats to everyone, just in case....*

ahhh back to normal then, the general hootoo twice yearly shouting match begins

My own company has just undergone a rebranding exercise. Not only have we changed our name, but we've changed our colour from a sort of grey-blue to a sort of greeny-blue. Strange times!

No shouting, running in the coridors or piddling in the shallow end Welcome to Beccles municiple swimming pool

I went for a swim in a public swimming pool in Seattle. There were three lifeguards employed full-time to shout at the swimmers through megaphones, telling them to stop doing things.

No swimming allowed. http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/08/awesome-pool-party.jpg

Is drowning allowed?

Drowning is only permitted, under HSE, if there is a qualified, registered, and insured lifeguard on site...

I do hope the lifeguards shout at people, through their meggaphones, to tell them to keep the noise down....

I remember going to swimming pools as a kid and wondering what this 'heavy petting' they mentioned on the Big Bad I Said No lists was. Then when I got older I found out and was rather pleased.

Heavy petting? Isn't that when a 12 stone rotty jumps onto your lap and demands to be stroked?