h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Due to server maintenance, you will be unable to access h2g2 from approximately 0800 to 0830hrs BST on Tuesday, 12 July. We apologise for any inconvenience.


Don't say they warn us in plenty of time!



lil xx

Will it makes quicker?...I hope so

Not neskilsquirrelly

Well a snail can run around in here quicker

It had been noted ..

Are all your pets called Eric?

No...why?

Well, I once knew someone with a fish, a dog, a cat, a fruit bat, and half a bee called Eric!

He didn't have a snail though.

No matter how fast hootoo is, this danm work PC of mine is SO friggin' slow that it doesn't actually make a difference.
All it means is that I will be COMPLETELY left behind in any convo I am in, as already happens and I hate that.

Let it be known that "ERIC" is the legally adopted name of ALL, i repeat ALL spider plants. Furthermore, let me remind you that:

ALL Erics are male.

Many Erics have babies.

Said babies are referred to as "Baby Eric" until they reach the age of maturity &nd begin having babies of their own.

It is the solemn duty of a Mother Of Eric to find suitable adoptive homes for Baby Erics and to inform adoptive parents of The Rules pertaining to care and control of Erics.

http://www.plantoftheweek.org/image/chlorophytum.jpg

zdt

when is the 12/07/05 and is that called Eric. Monty Python's had an haddock called Eric.

All my uncle's are called Bill...gas bill/electric bill and on and on


I prefer steel blue colour, goes better with leathers

not jealous at all

Traveller in Time swimming
"How about fish in a hamster cage?

Well, we are online again. "

I noticed!

But this isn't the official notice of the notice that Prof Animal Chaos has about the notice in his Personal Space. This notice is to just say that I have noticed the change and that change has now been noticed by others too.. So I just thought I would mention the notice!


lil xx

Traveller in Time trying to untie his ears
"Noted, no noticed

Well the No bot still fails "

Poor TT I noticed you are going to be wading through your notices ever since you put up your notice that you are returning from your time away. Did you notice that things have changes slightly on your return? I noticed it was almost as if you had never been away, so the transition must have been smoother than the last time you noticed it.

lil xx

Notice:
Please Notice!!

You may have noticed the increased amount of notices for you to notice.

And, we have noticed that some of our notices have not been noticed. This is very noticeable.

It has been noticed that the responses to the notices have been noticeably unnoticeable.

Therefore, this notice is to remind you to notice the notices and to respond to the notices because we do not want the notices to go unnoticed.

>From the Notice Committee for Noticing Notices

Re:- The Committee of Noticing Notices.

Dear Sirs,

I have received your notice reminding me of the notices that had recently gone unnoticed and would advise the following:-

1) The notices have all be adhered to as per your said notification.

2) The said notices were originally set by Prof Animal Chaos.

3) I gave my reply to the above in his notices I and II.

I trust the above information will be sufficient to enable you to complete your notices of the notifications of the notices forwith. Should you require further clarification of the said notifications, please do not hesitate to contact me when I shall take further notice of your notice and in due course shall reply once more to your notification.

Yours faithfully,

lil xx


Office of Notification of the Notices to the Notices Committee.