h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm hoping for that too. There's a coincidence.

I am now officially free of the old house. I handed it back to the agents on Friday. Yesterday, new tenants moved in. This does feel slightly odd but I'll get over it. I think my old neighbour will hate her new neighbours; she didn't much like me and accused me of being loud, but the new ones are genuinely like that.

she didn't much like me = tough!

we like you and we count more, so to her

Hooray! I'm glad it all went smoothly

I am very, very glad indeed.

Now I can get on with my life at last.

I'd send you some bread and salt, but Customs might look at me funny

It's the thought that counts. Thanks!

In that case I was thinking the very same, of course

Salt. Some people have a sweet tooth, I have a salt tooth. The more, the merrier...

I have just spotted the perfect housewarming gift.......

now to see if his local 'bunnings'(insert large home hardware place here) has it, easier to send a gift card than gift

oh forget to put...I work for said hardware house...I can check on computer if they have what I want him to get........

There are a number of things I need from that particular emporium of desirable goods. Helly, what do you have in mind?