A Conversation for Public Toilets
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cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Started conversation Apr 7, 2000
Why is it that everything in public toilets is always wet?? That is the first thing i notice in there. The floor is wet, the sinks are wet, and the toilet is especially wet. I only hope that it's only water, but i'm pretty sure it's not. I have never seen anyone throwing water around in a public restroom. I have however, read that a funny joke is to fill a squirt bottle with water and spray it under the wall towards your neighbor saying "WHOA, WHOA !!!". It helps if you're sure that you are a lot bigger than him.
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lena Posted May 15, 2000
And how can you manage to put the toilet-seat (or what's the right word) under water, too. That's really URGH!
Lena
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Metheglen Posted Jun 15, 2000
You know what's really bad? those people that think that Urinals and Cubicles are for slaughtering pigs... Its horrid - I can't stand the bogs at work... Sometimes I wish I was a woman just so's I can have a nice clean place to ... ahem... go... in...
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Booce Posted Jun 16, 2000
Ah, but how do you know it's any better in the Ladies... 
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cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jun 18, 2000
From MY experience, the ladies are worse slobs than men! Think about all those nasty feminine products. 
And at least we don't have to sit on the seat every time!! 
BTW: funny thing to do in public restroom: Get in the stall, say, "Yuck, I knew I shouldn't have licked that!".
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Researcher 139284 Posted Jun 23, 2000
I've heard recently actions are being taken to relieve queues for womens toilets by designing more like male toilets, i.e metal wall with drains for you to piss up 
. How it's going to work I don't know and don't want to know, but I should imagine that the mess will increase tremendously. I spoken to various females who I won't name, and none of them think it's a good idea. I think it must be a femenist idea.
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cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 Posted Jun 24, 2000
I see what you're saying, but I still think you're full of s**t.
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- 1: cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 (Apr 7, 2000)
- 2: lena (May 15, 2000)
- 3: Metheglen (Jun 15, 2000)
- 4: Booce (Jun 16, 2000)
- 5: cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 (Jun 18, 2000)
- 6: Researcher 139284 (Jun 23, 2000)
- 7: cloughie(Patron Saint of Flying Pigs)stop by my barbecue! A520318 (Jun 24, 2000)
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