h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My teeth hurt. I had 6 (count 'em) filled on Sodit and Wibble, 4 of which on the latter, and I was in the chair for an hour and 45 minutes. I keep on waking up with this horrid ache in my left jaw joint, as if they ticked off my near to non existant TMJ or something. Popping pain pills every 6 hours... yehaw.

Oww.

This causes headaches all up my temples and a stiff neck. Which hurts. A lot. Not sleeping well last night because of worries related to things I'm now *censored* about on this site didn't help matters any.

I wanna go to the moon away from all of this, but no one will help me...

?

Oooh... ... does it run on dilithium crystals?

No, it's a British rocket. It's coal-fired.

You need a very quick stoker. And a big shovel.

Hmm... I wonder who I can volunteer to help me with that?

Not me--I'm barely allowed to move dining room chairs anymore... (Methinks people may be getting a wee bit overprotective *rolls eyes*)

Are you really sure you ought to be doing all this heavy typing?

Clive might make a good stoker.

What's really funny is that I've not been allowed to do anything that means I have to raise my arms above my head here at work for *months*... Y'see, evidently it's a belief in China that to do so isn't good for the baby. And one of my coworkers came from Hong Kong as a young teeneger, and my boss is 2nd or 3rd generation, as is another coworker...

Hmm... maybe I can get Clive to do some stoking.

And I seem to remember some Amish women still do farming up till the moment they give birth and show no ill effects, Amy, so don't worry about it.

I'm not. But I can still laugh about what people won't let me do, can't I?

Yes. That's allowed.

Good

So, done any ploughing lately?

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dental problems
neck and

stoker?