h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you are a fan of GB, why not join this club? It will annoy the hell out of Ben and make me laugh a lot. After all, we could all use a little more laughter in this world.

PS. A secret Ben fact: Ben loves hugs so if you see him a great way to greet him is this

Did you have to do this on my PS? Couldn't you have done it in a youth center in eastern Mongolia?

But then no-one would have seen it.

And your point is?

Look on it as an experiment to see if anyone likes you...

But either way I'd be depressed. I'd either get lots of people joining, in which case my mean persona wouldn't be working, or nobody would join, in which case I'd feel bad.

Oh, so that's the plan. Carry on.

*carries on*

I think I'll decorate in here. Any preference?

Black?

I was thinking green.

Neither nor.

Then there were two

Five, if you count me.

Can i be the high priest in charge of twisting the religion for my own personal gain?

Sure. You can't have a religion without it.

Sweet! *to GodBen worshippers* And herein the Book OF Ben Chapter 5 Verse 13 Line 2 Word 3 when it says "a" it clearly means that GodBen wants you to give 50% of what you make to the Church of Ben!

And the other 50% directly to Ben.

*roots in pockets skepitically*

But Jack, it will make you happier and a better citizin. It'll cure you too, and do all your housework.

But only in your mind.